Monday, 21 May 2007

• Chapter 4! (part one!)

  WOOO! This chapter is so long so long I have to break it up into two parts! YAY!

   

  I walked into the dark Garage house and put my stuff down. ‘Lena and Edym bailed on me, leaving me to be the only Minrose to come to the Tradition.

  Sephiroth and his brothers lived with their mother Jenova. Jenova was a widower that worked around the clock at Shinra Corp, she also got a very small widow’s pension but the job at Shinra paid well for her family, but it didn’t cut it. So Sephiroth and Kadaj the two oldest brothers, Kadaj the oldest out of the triplets, opened an Auto Shoppe. Loz and Yazoo followed in step, now the Gomez Auto Shoppe is the main Auto Shop in Lower Midgar. Jenova was proud of her sons, but when she was offered the money she refused. She wouldn’t take the money that her sons had made Jenova Gomez was far too proud.

  Abel and Noelle Nightroad were Vincent’s parents. Abel worked at Highwind Industries as a manager. Noelle worked from the house as a stay at home mom and as a Lawyer. Vincent’s adoptive parents had a daughter named Ruth. Vincent called the little red head Ruthie. Vincent worked two jobs, and was going to start working a third

  Casey and Squall were siblings. Both of their parents worked at Shinra Corp. Casey lived with her mother and Squall with his father. Casey and Squall had a little sister named Allie. Allie was hyper as could be. And an annoying betch Casey said to me.

  SE lived with her family in one three story townhouse. HER WHOLE FAMILY. She had an older brother who was married and had a baby girl named Piper. A younger brother named James, and two twin sisters named Rachael and Cissa Leine. SE also lived with her mother and father. He mother worked at Shinra Corp and her father was a politician for the Lower Midgar sector.

  Kelsie lived in an Upper flat. Her parents were doctors and computer technicians. She lived with her brothers and her parents. She had two dogs and also a job at the local Coffee Ja Café. Let’s just say Kelsie loved her job. Free Coffee.

  Cloud and Yuffie lived with Shera and Cid Highwind. Cid was the owner of Highwind Industries, Highwind Industries made planes and cars, So Shera and Cid were a well off family. Yuffie told her mother and father that she was expecting a child by winter. Cid blew the roof Cloud said. Shera was calm and collective until she asked Yuffie who the father was. Yuffie broke down crying as Vincent came to get them for Tradition. Cid assumed that Vincent was the father and kicked Vincent out of the house. Abel might lose his job Cloud said. Then Yuffie collected herself and was able to tell Cid that she was raped by Hojo and she didn’t want anybody to take this to court. If they did call Noelle! She’d kick arse!

  Aerith lived in the Upper Midgar sector but went to school and work here because her mother Elmyra Gainsborough owned the local “‘Fairy Tail’ Flower Shoppes”. Then Elmyra married Tifa’s adoptive father, Barrett Wallace. Aerith gain a little sister, Marlene, Little brother, Denzel, and of course, Tifa. It was a sad day Cloud said.

  Namine lived across the street from me. Her father was a flight pilot, saying he probably worked for Cid. Namine’s mother worked with Elmyra.

  Sora was a homeless bum that lived with his family in New Edge; they rented a small flat every month to support the family. Sora’s father didn’t have a job while Sora’s mother worked two jobs and tried to support her twin boys, Sora and Roxas.

  Riku was the son of Dr. Xemnas. They lived in a better home then all of us, Riku having his father being a Doctor Professor Mansex. Riku’s mother died when he was very little.

  So I walked into the Garage and Yuffie sat with a hand on her abdomen and Cloud (not VINCENT OMG!) by her side. Vincent and SE then walked in bringing fast food from the new story Mini Burger. Yuffie had cravings Cloud told me and she asked for a burger with three types of cheeses, bacon, turkey, and Mayo. Ew. Casey and Kelsie brought dance music and the word BETCH back.

  “HOLA!” Kelsie yelled as she walked in, she threw a bag at me, “Alex! Catch!” It hit me in the head.

  Sephiroth walked into the garage with Yazoo in toe. Sephiroth was singing.

  “I’m bringing Sexy back. Yeah! Those other boys don’t know how to act! Yeah!” Sephiroth yelled, his long silver hair tied back in a braid. Yazoo rolled his eyes. His hair was up in a pony tail.

  Kelsie joined in, “I think you're special what’s behind your back So turn around. And I’ll pick up the slack. Take em' to the bridge”

  “You are the stupidest big brother.” Yazoo said taking out his Chemistry 101 notes. SE sat down with him and began to study until Namine came and opened the garage door, leading in two very sloshed teenagers.

  “Did you lose them?” Namine said as she led the boys over to Casey and Kelsie. They both laughed and said,

  “Their ours BETCH!”

  “Yeah back off fool!” Kelsie said.

  Namine laughed as Miss Jenova walked out and said, “Kaj! Sephy! Yaz, Loz! I’m shutting the door”

  This was the first time I had ever seen Miss Jenova. She was very tall and had blue-white hair, and pale white skin, whiter than Vincent’s.

  “Okay Kaa-san!” Kadaj yelled as he grabbed Kelsie and began to dance with her.

  She wasn’t very pretty but I guess she was okay.

  “Casey, what are you doing?” I asked.

  “Writin’ a letter.”

  “To who?” Vincent asked.

  “Yeah? Is it Mansex?” Kelsie asked still dancing with the Kadaj man.

  Yuffie sat straight up, “YOU LIKE MANSEX?”

  Yazoo and SE spit out their sodas in surprise.

  “What the Crap,” Cloud said as he helped Yuffie sit back down. Casey grinned sheepishly and went back to her letter. Namine giggled and looked around the room she came over and sat by me.

  “What’s wrong Axel?” Namine asked. Oh Bejesus she must have been reading my mind.

  “Nothing. I’m alright right now Nami,” I lied through my teeth. SE looked at me and then I got a glare from Kelsie. “Don’t tell me you can read minds too!” I yelled.

  “I stop time, betch.” Kelsie said, “Don’t compare me to SE and Nami; they do something that I will never be able to do.” She was angry.

  Well I was thinking about my past and how or what I was like. Mostly Roxas and the old Namine surfaced. I was ticked that I had died.

  “Liar,” SE and Namine hissed. I got up and turned the music up. Casey jumped up and grabbed Sora’s hand.

  “Lets Rock Sora!” she yelled.

  Riku stumbled over to Kadaj and pulled him away from Kelsie, and then he said, “I wanna dance.” Kelsie giggled.

  “Alrighty then.” Kelsie said

  Vincent was being vampireistic and wouldn’t come out of his emo corner only with coaxing by Yuffie and Sephiroth literally picking the man up and dragging him out of the corner did Vincent Valentine, arise from the dead. He then sat down and ate his dinner. Vincent sat by Cloud and played against the Blond Air head in Chess.

  “Check mate” Vincent said proudly as he took a sip of his soda.

  “I hate you Valentine,” Cloud said resetting the chess board.

  “I LOVE YOU VINCENT!” Casey yelled.

  Riku and Sora were still drunk and were hitting on Casey and Kelsie.

  “Ewie, No Riku, I don’t wanna be your love lady,” Kelsie said pushing away from the Sliver haired drunk. Sora, drunk, was still as innocent as ever.

  “Casey…I um…uh…huh?” Sora said before passing out in Casey’s lap.

  SE and Nami giggled as Vincent was dragged by his coat collar to the floor by Yuffie, who then made the brood dance with her.

  Loz went up to the music station and changed it to a really weird rock song. Casey yelled, “WOOT! This is ma JAM!” Sephiroth grinned sheepishly as he pulled Casey into the dance.

  SE and Namine then explained to me that Sephiroth and Casey were the original Fearsome Two, the ones that ruled the school. Having once dated the broke up and became just friends. The reason that they broke up was because Sephiroth wanted to date Aerith and Casey wanted to date Sora. So in their minds it was all good, but started Namine hoping that he liked shorter, cuter, blonds, and SE hoping that he would pass the Tenth grade. Sephiroth was disappointed that Aerith was dating Leon; he found great comfort in playing pranks on Shelke, Kairi, Tifa, and Lucrecia.

  Miss Jenova stuck her head out the door, her hair in curlers, “Lights out Sephiroth!” I gaped we were really spending the night here. Aerith and Leon finally made it as soon as Miss Jenova turned out the lights.

  [End of School day One]

  I woke up and Namine was in my lap. Casey was near Sora and Riku and Kelsie where getting their bags ready for school. SE and Cloud were already gone. Probably going to get Elena and Edym. Sephiroth and Leon where out on the porch having a smoke. Yuffie sat up and screamed, she was beginning to show.

  Vincent shot straight up and then looked over at Yuffie. “What’s wrong,” he asked rubbing an eye sleepily.

  “Vinnie, do I look bigger to you?”

  “Uh…is this a rhetorical question Yuffs?”

  “No”

  Vincent stuttered and then pushed his long hair back, “Uh…umm…a little”

  “Oh my god!” Yuffie said putting a hand on her stomach, “I’m getting fat!” Vincent rolled his eyes and threw a clean uniform at her. She smiled and hugged him.

  Namine woke up, because of the scream, blushed and got off my lap

  We all got out of the house in one piece except Yuffie, who obviously has morning sickness. SE told me that my siblings were moved to a different class because they have different intelligence levels.

  “But aren’t you in AP and Gifted with Yazoo, and Vincent?” I asked. Namine’s eye twitched and then

  “They just needed to be moved to keep them out of trouble Axel,” Vincent said, “It doesn’t mean that Elena or Edym are smarter than you or any of us.”

  “I’m the smartest and I’ll prove it in homeroom!” Casey said.

  Just as we were about to sit down at a table the bell rung, Sephiroth stood back up and said, “LET’S GO BUG DOCTOR PROFESOR MANSEX! In Biology and or Intro to Chemistry!” SE rolled her eyes

  “I’ll be seeing ya’ll, me Yazoo, and Vince have AP World History exams to take.” SE said.

  “But you came with us to Social Studies yesterday?” I asked.

  “I know. But I have advanced courses to take this year too, go with them to Biology. Yazoo, Vince, and I have Chemistry with Mansex after homeroom.” SE said kindly. Vincent looked at Yuffie and Yuffie smiled.

  “You going to be alright today Yuffie?” Vincent asked as he picked up his bag.

  “I’m sure she’ll be fine Vince. I’ll watch over this one,” Sephiroth said laying a hand on Yuffie’s shoulder, “Your gonna be fine. Me and Squall won’t let him anywhere near you. Plus Vince will go Chaos on him if he hurts you again.” Then Kelsie chimed in,

  “LET’S GO! You’ll have to protect her from Dr. Xemnas if we’re late!” she yelled.

  Vincent leaned down and kissed Yuffie’s cheek and the world cheered. Not really But I, Alexander Fenrir Minrose, am writing this story and I cheered, in my mind.

  “Go with Sephiroth. Kadaj and Loz and Squall are with him. Do not worry,” Vincent said as SE and Yazoo walked off.

  “COME ON YUFFIE!” Kelsie yelled. Yuffie smiled and ran down the hall, with me following.

  When we go into the room Dr. Xemnas wrote his name on the board along with a complex formula.

  “What is this?” He asked. Sora’s hand shot into the air. “Yes Sora.”

  “The Quadratic equation?” Sora had Math and Science mixed up. Cloud slapped his forehead as Yuffie’s hand went into the air.

  “Yes Miss Kisaragi?”

  “That would be a DNA strain Adenine, Thymine, Guanine, Cytosine, and Uralic in RNA.” Yuffie said proudly.

  Casey laughed and then said, “Can I see your DNA Dr. Xemy?”

  Namine’s eyes went wide and Yuffie blushed, as Aerith and Squall groaned at the indecency of Casey Auschwitz. Sephiroth pointed at the blushing teacher. And Riku’s eye twitched at the thought of his father.

  Kelsie smiled and then said, “Oh yeah I’d tap that!” Oh beJesus.

  Dr. Xemnas turned around and then said, “You and your lab partner are going to construct a DNA model. Miss Kisaragi since you’re lab partner is in my Chemistry class…for once. You are exempt.”

  Yuffie sighed and pulled out a magazine Kelsie then yelled at Yuffie, “Yuffie that’s my Magazine, you punk!” Yuffie smiled sheepish and laughed.

  “Sorry Kels, but it had an article about clothing that I liked,” She said handing the magazine to Kelsie. Cloud slapped his forehead again as Sephiroth tried profoundly to make the DNA stand on end. I laughed and the Bell rung.

  “FREEDOM!” Casey yelled as she made a mad dash for the door.

  Next we had something called Garden Club Class. Casey called him a Hippie, Kelsie called him a smex Muffin. SE, Vincent, and Yazoo where seated when we got there. Squall, Sephiroth, Aerith, and Loz had another class to take so it was Me, Sora, Yuffie, Casey, Kelsie, Riku and Nami. Yuffie smiled and sat by Vincent.

  Sora and Casey grabbed a seat together and grabbed a front row seat. Kelsie and Riku sat in the middle row and I sat with Yazoo and Nami as Cloud took a seat with SE.

  “I am Mister Marluxia! And I am the Home Ec and Garden Club teacher,” He said, “I will-“

  Then the Lucrecia, Shelke, and Hojo walked into the room. Yuffie latched on to Vincent’s sleeve and prayed for mercy.

  “Well look who’d joins us! I’ll split ya’ll into couples, Miss Yuffie, You’ll work with the man that your so gravely attached to. Mister Hojo-“ Mister Marluxia was cut off.

  “I’ll work with my Lucy,” He said calmly.

  “Alrighty then! Miss Shelke, Mister Yazoo will work together. Miss Sel- I mean SE. You and Mister Cloud will be working with each other. Xemnas’ son…you’ll work with Miss Kelsie.” Marluxia said, “Mister Sora and Miss Casey please. And Miss Namine-“ he was cut off

  “I go by Nami please,” She said with a giggle, “Commit it to memory.”

  “Yes, yes Nami- I remember you. Mister Axel work with Nami. Okay now we are going to turn you kids into parents,” Mister Marluxia said, “You’ll be given a baby doll to take care off.”

  Yuffie yanked on Vincent’s arm even harder. “This will be good for you, Yuffie, do not worry.”

  Then the bell rung and class was over.

  We went to lunch and had Ramen and Poky again. Vincent got food this time. There was no Betch fight today. But Hojo tried to come over and rub Yuffie’s stomach. Sephiroth scared him off.

  Then we went to Dr. Xemnas’ again because it was time for homeroom. I sat with Roxas and everybody except Casey was in class. Vincent and Yuffie trying furiously to pick a name. Riku and Kelsie looking at a yearbook. Yuna and Tidus helping Rikku and Auron with a project. Larxene and Demyx sleeping. Aerith and Squall making out in the back. Yazoo and Loz checking homework. SE and Cloud playing tic tac toe. Sephiroth and Nami trying and failing to figure out Dr. Xemnas’ handwriting. Then Casey ran into the room slammed the tap notice down on the table and hugged Dr. Xemnas.

  Namine who must have been reading minds was blushing profoundly along with SE who was as red as red could be.

  “Ya’ll need to get your heads out of the gutter,” SE said standing up

  “Well then tell Cloud to get his hand out of your skirt.” Kelsie said

  SE looked down and said, “Wow Betch really low. Like you and Riku”

  “Oh ya’ll got told!”

  The Professor was beat red. Casey was smirking and giggling at the Doctor Professor.

  Kelsie stood up and yelled, “Is that a bulge in your pants Dr. Mansex!?” He flushed red and walked back into the storage room.

  “I did not need to see that!” Riku declared as the final bell rung and we headed off to math. Roxas stopped me in the hall and asked.

  Kelsey then yelled, “But Mister Mansex’s spawn that was how you were made!”

  “Do you wanna hang out sometime Axel?”

  “Sure I’ll buy you sea salt ice-cream if you like me too.”

  “Sure meet me at Chips on Saturday?”

  “I’ve got it memorized.”

  Math was boring. The teacher’s name was Mister Tseng Fuugi. He threatened to rip my arms off. And that was the end of the day. They rest of the week was the same expect that Yuffie got Hojo suspended for a week.

  [End of the first week]

  It was Saturday. And everybody had jobs. Namine and SE where working a register at the Jitney Jungle, Sephiroth was fixing cars left and right. Cloud worked at a weapons shop on the edge of Midgar. SE then ran out of the Jitney Jungle with a dozen roses in her hands and into “Fairy Tail” Flower Shoppe. I walked into Café Ja Coffee and was then slugged in the face.

  “WHAT THE…Oh it’s just you I guess that’s alright then.” Kelsie said. I growled and got back up.

  “What was that for?”

  “I don’t know. I guess you were just in my way.”

  “KELSIE! ONE COFFEE TO GO PLEASE!” Vincent yelled from outside.

  “It’s gonna cost you two-fifty, Valentine!”

  “Forget it then!” Vincent walked past the coffee shop rolling his red eyes and he stormed off. I walked out the door to follow Mister Vampire and Miss Preg, but Kelsie caught me.

  “Axel! I need you to run some errands for me and the gang, is that alright?” Kelsie asked, “Normally I’d do it my self, but since me and the gang are saving up for something we need all the money we can get, savvy?” Kelsie paused, “And I can’t leave the register unattended! The crime rate has really gone up in Midgar and ShinRa and the government isn’t doing anything about it.” She coughed something that sound like Senator Michael Leine, I raised an eyebrow and she laughed, “I’m not blaming SE! No! It’s mostly the other Senators faults; Mister Leine is cool dude up to the part that he’s a politician!”

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